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An Ode.... to my uterus by ~vix2g:iconvix2g:



Ode to My Uterus


To my lovely uterus
Do I write this ode
Because I know that once a month
She will explode

Quietly she grows
A swelling blister
From a developing oocyte
To be fertilized
By a certain Mr. Mister

Yes, my uterus may at times
Be the cause of my…

Crankiness, bloating,
Fatigue, mood swings,
Backaches, headaches,
Abdominal pain;

Not to mention the
Sore breasts or
Minor depression or
Water weight gain,

But the ol’ uterus
She never fails
To once a month release my eggs
To set sail

Lovely children
I know she’ll give me
So all of her work
Isn’t for no avail.
Anna Peterson
12/14/03
A. P. English
Ode
©2008 ~vix2g
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Author's Comments

We had to write an ode in AP English & Lit my senior year of high school... This is what I came up with :D

..... And somehow I made an A on the paper lolz
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~Robfiv3:iconRobfiv3: Apr 16, 2008, 4:55:04 PM Mood: Love
hahaha YAY!!!!

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-Rob V
~vix2g:iconvix2g: Apr 22, 2008, 1:53:52 PM Mood: Pride
I'm glad your amused!! :)
~djzerious:icondjzerious: Aug 17, 2008, 1:12:34 AM
wow.... lol...

Johanna agrees...

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I'm a kitty! *meow*
~vix2g:iconvix2g: Aug 17, 2008, 10:04:25 PM
hehehe i'm not so good with creative words.. unless i'm mindlessly ranting about something silly ;P

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...I really should be studying...
~djzerious:icondjzerious: Aug 20, 2008, 10:18:32 PM
Hey. It works. :)

What better to be classified as silly than a uterus? I mean, what kind of a name is that?

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I'm a kitty! *meow*