Ode to My Uterus
To my lovely uterus
Do I write this ode
Because I know that once a month
She will explode
Quietly she grows
A swelling blister
From a developing oocyte
To be fertilized
By a certain Mr. Mister
Yes, my uterus may at times
Be the cause of my
Crankiness, bloating,
Fatigue, mood swings,
Backaches, headaches,
Abdominal pain;
Not to mention the
Sore breasts or
Minor depression or
Water weight gain,
But the ol uterus
She never fails
To once a month release my eggs
To set sail
Lovely children
I know shell give me
So all of her work
Isnt for no avail.
Anna Peterson
12/14/03
A. P. English
Ode















Devious Comments
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-Rob V
Johanna agrees...
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I'm a kitty! *meow*
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...I really should be studying...
What better to be classified as silly than a uterus? I mean, what kind of a name is that?
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I'm a kitty! *meow*
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